As a noob myself I can suggest KDE Neon. It’s quite similar to Windows. I switched 2 of my machines over and when the security updates stop for Windows 10 my gaming machine will switch also. I’m very satisfied 6 months in.

That’s more words than “Walmart orientation”

We’re blasting now? I can’t keep up with all this mainstream media jargon! Get those kids off my lawn!

Don’t let it get you down, bot…it was a really short article

~~I just found it on thepiratebay ~~ Edit: never mind