My take?

Uhhhhh funny person get on stage, funny person make joke, me laugh.

Try going outside once in a while.

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Lemmutts love speaking authoritatively about things they don’t actually know.

https://usenet.farm/

50% off everything. I use these guys for my block accounts.

NOOOO you can’t just look at your phone when you’re waiting for the train!

You have to interact and appreciate the world at all times!

Right? It’s my new phone lock screen background.

The cat crawling under there dust mops regularly.

Huh, I’ve never heard of that before. Fortunately, I rarely need to use the one program in my workflow that requires windows and it supports windows server.

Absolutely. I spent like 3 hours the other day trying to get a W11 vm running; trying to emulate TPM and faking secure boot. I gave up and installed server in 5 minutes 😑

My vacuum doesn’t get lost under the furniture.

It’s supposed to be “frunk”, op typoed.

@FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca

But we already have pregnant male humans…

🫃🫄

I never understood what compels people to post not-showerthoughts to the showerthoughts community.

Play with your butt a lot because it feels good, then eventually you start getting curious about its true capabilities.

HEY EVERYONE LOOK AT ME I HAVE MONEY

I CHARTERED A LUXURY PRIVATE JET THEN GOT IN MY MERCEDES-BENZ

Suckling the zuckercock.

This Nevadan is fucking pissed.

Take your meds.

What’s the problem?

Virtue signaling, the question.