Get her a book, maybe from the Diskworld series, its great for big and small.

Dont need to develop more on perfection

Think we all can agree that the only sensible choise would to convert to Tempel OS…

They lack a bit on all other agendas, like education, healthcare etc

Is milk sentience, eggs? Or what about dead fish?

I always recommend Diskworld

Atm he is snack sized, give him a few years and he will be delicious stew size

Liquid nitrogen bath, works opposite of a microwave, freezes it from outside and towards the middle.

5th element

Removed by mod

The great mouse detective ( Norwegian audio). The best laugh from a villain ever.