My coworkers say that I’ve got resting murder face. When I’m just zoning out not paying attention to anything, I apparently look like I’m actively searching for something rusty to stab you with.
My coworkers say that I’ve got resting murder face. When I’m just zoning out not paying attention to anything, I apparently look like I’m actively searching for something rusty to stab you with.
If nothing else, a huge chunk of Trump’s voting base would not be ok with a black guy being one heart attack away from the presidency.
No. They just know that Republicans and their cable news sycophants will do the exact thing they did with the Hur report.
Ignore the overall findings, find one sentence in it that spins it negative, soundbite the fuck out of it, and repeat it ad nauseum.
And yes, this is the same thing Trump did. And Obama. And Bush. This has been a standard move for decades. It’s just news now because of the regressive morons in congress and their orange dictator-in-waiting.
If you get lost in the woods, fuck it, build a house!
“I was lost, now I live here! I’ve severely improved my predicament!”
I mean, I think he wants to fuck a couple of the people with that last name.
Anybody question why his social media company has a revenue stream roughly equal to that of a single McDonald’s franchise, yet is valued at 9 billion dollars?
I don’t want to have a conversation while my dick is in my hand.
I hope not. It’d take 2 hours and would just make me weird and nervous.
Ever listen to Meshuggah?
It’s possibly the peak of bro comedy. It’s fairly tongue-in-cheek and mocks it’s own hyper-macho characters enough that I think all the toxic masculinity works. As long as you watch it with that in mind it ages pretty decently.
Yeah, but just based on my own prejudices, the antivax community ain’t a huge fan of the Spanish- speaking community.
If you owe the bank $100 you have a problem. If you owe the bank $100k, the bank has a problem.
Sadly that one’s a Democrat.
It makes it harder to quickly choose one app. I had to move Spotify away from Whatsapp for that exact reason.
Does that mean I’m rich or just lactose intolerant?
I mean, you’re guaranteed to end up with a bad rep. Decent chance you’ll end up with a bad RAP.
“In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.”
Children of Bodom could’ve done a great version of Shake it Off.
Yeah, this is seriously double-plus ungood.
Bikes are popular in Seattle, but I’m not sure I’d call it a bike-friendly city. Tons of rain, tons of hills, tons of bridges, tons of crappy roads. We put bike lanes in a bunch of places, but a lot of them still have to go through confusing intersections or only cover part of your commute. Add on the new trend of no-hands driving, it’s still pretty dangerous.