Volkditty

You don’t have to have an opinion about everything.

“Nah nah nah nah, I can’t hear you,” State Dept says.

Last paragraph…

"Then the wheel falls off while you’re driving, or the autopilot plows into a jersey wall, and you’re meant to be thrilled.* Glad even. Grateful! This is proof: You were an early adopter. A beta tester, a brave explorer. You’re helping to work out the bugs, mapping new territory. Who knows? In a hundred years this car’s descendants might be as reliable as cars that by then will be 150 years old, and you will have played a part in making it so. Won’t that be nice.

*Assuming you lived through it."

They should make the hockey pucks glow.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Undeciphered_writing_systems

Have you tried This War of Mine? It has many of the elements you describe.

I would love to buy this game on sale and never get around to playing it.

Isn’t that what Grounded is? I haven’t played it personally, but it reviews well and that seems to be their aim.

Ask the bailiff, not the lawyers.

But didn’t he specifically tell them they should just drop their suit and leave him alone? How rude of them.