Oh shit am I the camel?
Yay we are saved…
But hey, at least we got to sell more ad space by printing another article about it…
Mermaids aren’t furry.
I sure hope that is the case, but I pessimisticly fear a weak response to the next Jan 6 attempt because taking steps to put down a violent insurrection is “too political.”
Want to make a “firing range” pun, but nothing’s coming to me…leaving this as a placeholder in case inspiration strikes later.
“No leaks. . . . This is how we know we’re a real family here.”
Electric Six is a weird band to me…some of their songs I love (“I Buy the Drugs,” “Hello, I See You”) and some I haaate (“Gay Bar,” “Dance Commander”) and I can’t explain why one works for me and the other does. My wife thinks they sound exactly the same…I’m hard-pressed to disagree. But the ones I like I really really like.
As opposed to what?
Cavity searching the students is genuinely their recommendation.
Named. Now Shame press charges and hold accountable.
Dude, no teeth! Take the hint from your Navy cousins.
9 inches.
The Mad Max people had it right, there should be way more mohawks and scrap metal body armor going around.
He did, but it just went in the diaper.
Genuinely surprised they haven’t called for jus primae noctis yet.