I don’t know that we could do it. That song would be filled with [REDACTED].

God damn. I love Star Wars, but why is Star Wars almost a documentary these days? Between this, Obi-Wan’s speech about the fall of the temple, and the events of Attack of the Clones…we just don’t have spaceships.

I dunno, man. It seems apples to oranges.

Oh god. How true this is!!! 😂

Christopher Lloyd was Judge Doom, a toon in disguise. Maybe we can get some ridiculous actor to play an AI creation in disguise. Jim Carrey? Jack Black? You need someone over the top that can do weird faces.

There are no balls. It’s just a sack filled with the fluid of Haterade.

He has the ears of the administration that is issuing the orders though. So unfortunately, even if untrue it’s dangerous.

I am a 4x year old father that voted for Kamala, and my 11 year old son does a lot for various charities without me asking him too. He’s been choosing a charity to help children, LGBTQ, immigrants/refugees, etc for the past few years by selling lemonade during the summer with 100% of the proceeds going to the charity. I am involved with groups dedicated to opposing ICE and authoritarian groups in the USA.

I may be White and male, but not all of us are monsters or want this.

Bruh, your underwear makes direct contact with your skin. Whether it’s pants or a layer in between, the result is the same that the barrier carries your pee and poo and it’s in contact with your skin.

This is a good one as is Good Bye, Lenin!

Yes! I am a Marvel fan, but wasn’t super into What If but that episode was so damn cool and the language was faaaaaaaantastic!

No idea what you’re referring to. Can you provide an example?

Yeah, but you can imagine what it would be like if they were.

I hear what you’re saying, but let poetry be in poems and let direct truth be in headlines. I don’t see a reason to pretty up news.

For sure. I do understand how it was used, but it still sounds stupid. Just write, “Bruise appears on Trump’s other hand—speculations rise” or something to that effect.

Edit: I think in a world where people just read the headlines, and with many Americans reading at a low level, that people might take it more literally which I why I don’t like the headline as written.

I am commenting just because I take issue with the headline. The bruise did not spread to his other hand. He has a bruise on one hand and a separate bruise on another hand. There’s no spreading because that’s not how a bruise works. It’s not fucking contagious.

Cool, so Christmas isn’t a holiday? Then go back to work on this regular ass day, you fucking douchebags.

I would love to know the reasoning why they think they are persecuted. I legitimately cannot fathom how, in America, Christianity is persecuted.

I use the Leaf, but yeah…same. So many free digital OTA channels.

Dude, you’re supposed to see a doctor after just a few hours.