I have a script which saves my fine location to a Google sheet when I disconnect from my car’s Bluetooth. If, like me, you are the sort of klutz who can lose their car in a two-car garage…

Welcome Comrade! Advance behind this man. When he is shot, pick up his rifle and continue!

So, already a felon.

It’s all very well having a Tesla implant, until you stop at a junction and your brain catches fire.