You will enjoy this 30s documentary.

Uhh I hate to break it to you but Henry Ford actually passed away a while ago. Sorry you had to find out like this.

Weather Underground predates the iPhone by like a decade.

We didn’t start the bloodshed, the Republicans are attacking us and we are merely defending our safety.

Why do people keep quoting this guy? His whole gimmick is saying asshole things to stay in the media. Just stop talking to losers like him and they go away.

RIP ur REM

I started taking a tiny dose of trazodone at bedtime to help me with that. It’s not nearly as habit forming as all the “real” sleep drugs.

Why did you vote for the funding bill that gave a trillion dollars to ICE then?

That’s why MTG, who was the pipe bomber, feels safe retiring from politics now.

Who says I didn’t vote? You idiots just love to argue against piles of straw and feel like you’re accomplishing great things.

If the app menu spills over to the other side of the notch it hides all your utility icons with no good way to access them. Even Windows XP handled that situation better, I don’t understand why MacOS still sucks at it.

Damn thats a rough 30.

I didn’t ask you, I asked the other guy who is unwilling to say the same thing you just said.

Do you condemn the genocide that Israel is committing in Gaza?

Billionaire?

Good thing theres no such thing as “breaking” a hymen.

Stop, I can only get so erect.

This is what the Effective Altruists were supposed to be but they somehow managed to fuck it up with narcissism like billionaires always do.

The allied fleets moved from China to Venezuela already.

Death, death to the IDF!