…the St. Peter part is made up…

Which stands in stark lack of contrast with the rest of the bible.

I think you’re safe, you’re obviously not a banana.

Sounds a little like Resident Alien (if you omit the bananas and Sweden).

My foresight readies me for melee.

That’s nice. Gaetz is still a kid-fucker.

That looks to me like defending a kid-fucker.

I remember something along the lines of supporting and defending the Constitution of the United States against all enemies, foreign and domestic. If anything, her time in the military should bring her greater shame because she chose to break that oath on top of being a generally shitty person.

Was it because of the kid-fucking, Matt? I bet it was about the kid-fucking.

I’m worried that stupid is our best case scenario. For all we know, the rest are stupid plus a cattle prod to the junk so might as well stick with the one that isn’t currently zapping my balls.

Might be worth picking up some fire safety equipment if that might give you some peace of mind and reduce that barrier a little. Not talking about parking a shiny red fire truck in your driveway but a small kitchen fire extinguisher shouldn’t be too hard to come by. There are also stovetop extinguisher canisters that go off automatically when exposed to intense heat (fine for normal cooking but intended to be activated by an uncontrolled fire).

If you haven’t seen it already, I’d also recommend watching a video or two about how to control grease fires. Reading about it is one thing but seeing the demonstration of why not to use water really drives the point home. Scary for sure but the other side of it is that you learn how to handle one of the worst-case scenarios so it can be a confidence boost moving forward.

I can’t wait until this catastrophic head injury stops making shit up and kills me already. That’s what’s going on, right?

Probably just has to drool into the collection jar considering how much time these guys spend sucking themselves off.

Also, pee is stored in the balls. It’s a scientific fact.

/c/ToiletThoughts since they’re getting flushed away.

I did a search of !guitars@lemmy.world for the word “sorry” (figured it wouldn’t be in as many posts as “guitar” or “learning”).

Here’s the first result: Really dumb questions about learning guitar (sorry)

Shit.

The only reason I think they didn’t is that their mascot isn’t a little altar boy.

OP? OP who? Sorry, we don’t have any record of an OP.

It’s a happy ending no matter which common meaning you choose to take from “[finish] the job”.

Found one.