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They’re fucking children.
Yes but enough about Matt Gaetz.
They’re fucking children.
Yes but enough about Matt Gaetz.
Glaad to hear it.
For instructional purposes only:
I guess it got so bad that they moved the original form (archive link) to this new URL with a 2 at the end (live at the time of this post) and added some fields.
Should have ended on his father’s tissues. Of course, it all happened long enough ago that he’d probably have to invent the damn things but I’d happily live in a world where they’re referred to as McConnells instead of Kleenex.
It’s an avocato.
Tuna, the chicken of the sea, had been the preferred host but this whole dolphin thing is an unfortunate bycatch incident.
They’re out there but it’s been hard to document their existence since they blend in so well with their environment. This natural camouflage is a double-edged sword, however: they may be able to avoid getting eaten by predators but it also makes reproduction particularly challenging since they have a hard time finding one another to do it like the Discovery channel.
Even when a potential breeding pair are able to meet up, their coupling is far from guaranteed due to the abundance of other green orifices in their usual habitats. Grass-covered mole tunnels, mossy logs with holes in them and bee nests in leafy trees have all been accidental natural fleshlights for these poor creatures. Like they say, it’s not easy being green.
This makes sense if the plan is to destroy the US before another country can become a credible threat and find a way to get the job done. It’s petty and childish but then again, so are the people (term used loosely) involved.
A little surprised but I know we don’t have a monopoly on dipshittery here in the land of pickup trucks with pink rubber scrotums flapping in the wind. Just seems that way sometimes.
They’ve got a tiny scrap of power and by god, they intend to use it! More enjoyable than going to therapy for the abuse they suffered as children.
Some girl reported me (a boy) for apparently having a mascara. Our teacher then searched my bag, as if it was a grenade.
Which of the former(?) Confederate states did this happen in? Sounds like a grenade might have been okay with them if you’d had one, they’re manly enough.
Sounds like you did the right thing. Advocates for anti-truth don’t deserve to be treated nicely.
Good idea, better results if he’d been talking about a bowling team though. Bobsled could be interesting too.
Sounds like the pizza Lunchable if adults were pretending it was food.
A fellow Ultron user in the wild, #1 hacker and cyber-thief browser on the web. How’s your Adobe Reader?
Great, thank you for your research but do you have any audiophile jazz salt?
Seems like the kind of thing a person does when they understand technology well enough to use it badly but don’t recognize that it’s ineffective against anyone willing to type “enable right click” into their search engine of choice.
How much do you want to bet that they didn’t write the JavaScript for that message and it’s just been copied and edited? Probably even right-clicked to do it, the scalawag.
Gotta find some way to hide all the priests that the churches couldn’t protect when they got caught preying.
Probably just something about a fig tree anyway.
It’d be more effective if they had a trace of moral fiber.