I mean, she could pull a Trump and be like, “I have really big plans. I can’t discuss them until I’m in office, but let me tell you… Big plans.”

Sounds like an easy claim that they didn’t deliver the package.

And offer them that sweet fresh-out-of-college salary

I have, for a long time, used the phrase “speaking of segues” to change the subject in a conversation.

Kick Mike Johnson in his micro-johnson and tell him God told you to do it.

“Her” could refer to AOC or Boebert. It is technically unclear.

some documents that Trump really does not want the world to know about.

Like his actual height and weight?

He pays lawyers?

By that measure, we’re all billionaires, kinda.

If they expect you to commute to the office every day, then you clock in when you leave your house, and clock out when you get home (assuming you’re not stopping between to do personal errands).