Every goddamn conservative parasite in this country needs to carry the stain of Trump until the day they die. Any time any one of these blubbering fucks tries to speak they need to be reminded of what their diseased worldview got us.

Don’t argue with them, don’t attempt to reason with them, just remind them how badly they absolutely fucked everything from here on out.

Love that last frame. Bird is like GIMME.

HE EXPLICITLY SAID HE WAS GOING TO DO THIS YOU CATASTROPHICALLY STUPID FUCKWHISTLES

Winning what for whom, you blubbering dipshit?

Please let this blubbering shitbag be included in that bloodbath.

You mean the thing that every other functional country has managed to pull off just fine without the world ending?

America brain has really done a number on you.

Rand Paul deserves to be wiped out with the rest of them.

To be fair, they don’t appear to actually know how anything works.

What this ultimately amounts to is the worst actors using a blanket justification to carry out revenge fantasies against whatever marginalized group they’re fixated on.

If you happen to be part of any of these marginalized groups, now would be the time to get armed and get dangerous. It would be great if we lived in a functioning society where this wasn’t necessary, but the failure of so many of our institutions is slowly rewinding our social fabric back to wild west times.

If you’re really going to sit here and pretend that none of the things I mentioned play a clear and obvious role in our current situation, I don’t even know where to start with you.

Just ignored the entire first part of that, didn’t you champ?

They have addresses. You can always show up and park on their lawn if they’re feeling shy.

The average American voter is hilariously unengaged. Many of them read at an 8th grade level at best. We’re suffering the consequences of an education system that has been tragically underfunded for generations, and our media institutions are thoroughly compromised. Because of this, media literacy may as well be non-existent. The worst actors in our public institutions know this and have chosen to capitalize on it. Foreign interests recognize the obvious weakness in our social fabric, and they have been taking advantage of it to great success.

We are completely lacking the most crucial part of any functional democracy - an informed electorate. We have the least qualified people making the most important decisions.

The United States is effectively a failed state. Many of us recognize this, but our options for addressing the problem are limited. We not only have to dislodge the largest defense structure the world has ever seen, but we have to somehow fix the plague of weaponized stupidity that is conservative culture in order to ensure the worst humans don’t end up in powerful positions.

If you have any suggestions on how to start fixing that, I’m all ears.