Same reason the people on 9/11 stayed in their seats - they thought they’d be fine if they waited it out.

Oh, did an airline stewardess walk by?

Got caught using the wrong glue is more accurate.

Do you mean academy award nominated actress MargotRobbie?

To clarify, that’s if you own SPY or SPX

By code a bathroom is a sink and any combination of a bidet, shower, tub, or toilet.

You jest, but futures can actually go negative. At one point during covid a tanker shortage meant you could be paid a few $100 to accept delivery of a barrel of crude. Some people were joking about filling their swimming pools.

Clearly you don’t frequent the NSFW forums

In trading we refer to tesla as a meme stock, or better, as shit beta. I have a theory a number of big interday players moved into memes when they started getting bigger, because the poor liquidity of the plays cause the market…. Because the people who sell the stock had to keep buying more stock to make the options they sold safer.

Tesla is up and down because it makes people money.

Same as eggs… if enough people believe other people will want to buy it for a dollar more than they paid, they will pay the asking price. When supply is scarce that drives the price up.

Sounds like you’ve achieved goatse post-nut clarity.

What do you mean by “go against?”

Assassination is right out. Too much to risk.

Cast shade on his politics? Easy. You can rent a large enough number of billboards around the country to start an influence campaign on the cheap, getting republicans to start asking if they’ve been betrayed. We’re talking a few million a year. Much as the republicans chipped at the dem base in the election, you just need to get enough of them angry to start the fighting and finger pointing in their own house.

Rent a few republican legislators and get them to start throwing a wrench in things? Doable, but you have to steer them a bit. Probably 2 to 3 times the cost of the billboards. You also need to make them feel they come out on top for the noise they make. Probably call them “the loyal trump faction” and have them go overboard demanding things faster than the american people will take.

Start a competitor to twitter? Probably lose 100mm a year to start, but it can be done.

There are lots of things you can do.

Are you open to orcs listening to Aqua?

Sometimes I choose this man’s ex-wife, but sometimes I have standards.

I understand if you fly two trump flags you are not only exceptional, you are even special.

How does your family feel about Andrew Tate given 2 choices: “crazy hot,” or “sneak into my bedroom, please.”

Did you… “sign the minerals deal” after, as the kids say these days?

I give $2 for a pizza, $1-2 if I’m picking up to go. Usually I go 15-20% for standard service but rarely tip over $30 a server unless the meal was outstanding.

Look at this guy eating chicken caviar.

For perspective of others, I will spend $200 on quality shoes, $100 on a good belt, $400 on a kitchen appliance. I tend to shop a bit, both for quality and then price. It helps that the kids are older and don’t break as much any more.