We’ll ultimately be rescued by an invading foreign army: Canada, Mexico or China.

My Sync for Lemmy app had a Rick Roll detector and asked me if I really wanted to open the link.

I say “Lead on McDuff” all the time

Honestly, rich people are pretty shitty themselves.

Why switching?

Google now reserves the right to “be evil”.

Same with the defeat of apartheid in South Africa. They let the monsters live and now fascism is being rebuilt in America.

Open the pod bay doors HAL.

I’m sorry Dave. I’m afraid I can’t do that.

62 years old. Boarding just a little (bunny slope) once or twice a year. Heading up next week.

But only if that sexual odor is “pronounced”

"Kushner admitted to paying a prostitute to seduce a brother-in-law and have their sexual encounter videotaped. Kushner then sent the tape to his sister in an effort to intimidate her against becoming a witness in the federal investigation.*

What do you love about Kanazawa? Should I visit there?

What’s the correct usage? and the wrong one you’ve been hearing?

We pray for you

Always buy from the grocery store sample person.

The fact that the ghost of Roy fucking Cohn still hangs over America is nauseating.

Sounds like a very insular community…

Strictly Ballroom

Pear, gorgonzola and arugula. It was delicious. I ate the whole thing and now I’m ashamed of myself.

Maybe arrest him for encouraging assassination of the president?