Depending on the complexity, there’s also abbrev-mode
: https://www.gnu.org/software/emacs/manual/html_node/emacs/Abbrevs.html
There’s a fork of Openboard that is trying to update it, but AFAIK, it’s not published anywhere yet: https://github.com/Helium314/openboard
Hah, I do know what twerking is, but I never associated it with this phrase. A follow-up: are you actually touching the ground? What body part is touching the ground?
In Austria, some things like ground beef are ordered in decagrams. My wife used to get confused responses when she tried that in Germany :).
It’s not as fully-featured as the Emacs one, but yes: https://github.com/nvim-orgmode/orgmode
That is a crazy process. But I’m happy that you were somehow able to get a new passport :).