the only worship i do is of my girlfriends body.

yes but my carbrain

I’m pretty sure most cops lean right soooo

Naw. He can go. He’s done enough harm to the world.

I’m well to do now? This is for me and I consider not eating for 48 hours at a time because the price of food rn is bonkers to be a solid financial decision.

I love my customers

elect them to political office

Imagine coming online to ask people if a thing is normal or not and getting shit on instead

It seems the majority of them have come around because they’ve learned that LEDs are better.

died

they died

oh fuck me we didn’t

i thought we did?

didn’t they do that in pompeii or do I just watch too much doctor who?