Elden Ring follows you everywhere.

Oh I love kway teow. Sigh. . . The balance between health and happiness is a hard line to tow.

The red part is the Chinese Sausage. I’ve only seen this kind in grocery stores but they are all of this variety. This kind hails from southern China. I’m sure there are other types, but this is the most prevalent variety.

In Cantonese, this is called “lap cheong”. In my minor dialect of Chinese, it’s called “gong chiang”.

It’s salty with a sweet vinegary flavor. There’s usually marbled fat throughout the sausage. The bite is chewier than a standard Italian sausage, more like jerky but not as dry.

It was my bacon growing up and my family used it as such. It’s delicious and every time I have it, I’m transported back to my childhood. But I try to stay away from heavily processed foods and leaning more vegetarian/vegan as I’m approaching seniority.

Filipinos have a sausage with a similar taste profile called Longganisa. It’s usually more stout in shape and more tender than a Chinese Sausage.

No thanks

Waiting for them to do the Republican Party next. Also the Green Party and whatever shit party RFK is running on.

CREDIT UNIONS are the way to go!

Then queue the recent posts about how the Democrats have “Done Nothing” from conservatives who don’t understand how the government works.

No

Yeah but now H&R has all your financial information. It’s “free” but that doesn’t mean there is no cost.

Fuck all corpo scum! Intuit, TurboTax and H&R Block can all fuck right off! Corporate lobbying motherfuckers can burn in hell.