Holy crap. Used in some cultures on unruly children so that their ancestors could directly admonish them!

The system is down?

Look up Douglas Adams’ puddle analogy?

“If you imagine a puddle waking up one morning and thinking, 'This is an interesting world I find myself in — an interesting hole I find myself in — fits me rather neatly, doesn’t it? In fact it fits me staggeringly well, must have been made to have me in it!"

Seems he is going fairly hard in the mortally correct direction, there.

In this case, they are explicitly talking about serving ads on the device. Apple has a much less problematic track record for that particular issue.

The ECONOMY was GREAT!!

The economy does not include middle class and down (ie, all the working class).

With a man bun

I don’t … think that was a part of the conversation going right now, but I am enjoying the turn it is taking!

LOTR?

Time to have them enjoy some ZB themselves, to prove that one.

Look up the Mini Mental, and that is basically what he aced.

Meh. They were brown. This is just the ramp up.

Zero consequences, as usual.

I may or may not have found that women hugged me longer and smelled my hair if I used something the smelled good. I also used conditioner with my long hair and had many women running their fingers through it.

It was nice. Short hair is so much easier, though.

I’ve taken care of too many toddlers, I guess to trust that.

But I have taken care of too many toddlers to trust that they keep it on consistently, as well.

Typically, the sling is to reduce the chance of repeat injury, not for pain.

And putting it back is an easy process, if you know how to do it. Pain almost immediately goes away, though they need to be in a sling.

Anyone against this has never been the parent of a rambunctious, suicidal toddler. Those little buggers are fast and deadly curious.

Currently empathy is seen as weak, and the downfall of the west.

It was an incredibly large antibiotic pill because I didn’t want to shower (it took away from reading) and I got impetigo.