This calls for a warrant canary on a remote server.

Is this the new crypto mining is bad story?

This guy right here, officer

When productivity is measured in lines of code:

do {
  if (!edge) {
    run();
  }
} while {
  (!edge);
  }

It would be Aldi

With gusto

What

Eeww that sucks

What’s a digital door

Theres a lot of places I would gladly insert a lot of things if it stopped aging

“If you can’t explain it to a five year old, you don’t actually understand it yourself”

No offense intended, because I couldn’t explain this to an adult either.

Impossible!

Why would you want to?

I’m addicted to the shipping

Arrrrrr

Finally! I’ve been waiting for a good enough reason to cancel Prime

iirc some countries already prohibit advertising the lack of something that would not normally be in similar products.

Analogous to taste maybe

Most obvious confirmation is products claiming all the things that aren’t in them, like chocolate treats with “NO asbestos”

Great story