Doesn’t even run Outlook, let alone two. Pathetic.

A gender-affirming name change, perhaps.

Warned not to put your eggs in one basket, as it were?

Just make it “all billionaires”, just to be sure.

Don’t forget to also get the audiophile grade nozzle! Can’t have your expensive fancy filament squirted through some cheap hole-in-a-nut nozzle, what will give you a dull and wobbly sound.

Now that you mention it… It kinda does, doesn’t it?

Yeah, it has chat. Nothing too fancy, at least not back when I last used it (which, granted, is decades ago) but chat it has.