Mom: Can you put the leftover spaghetti in a tupperware, please?

Me: sure (proceeds)

Mom: No, no, honey, just the actual spaghetti pasta, not the sauce it’s forever-entwined-with, lest we ruin a meme.

Me: (in therapy)

Thank you for all your misinfo!

The storage unit business is still booming, growing at over 7% annually in NA.
We have so much shit we have to rent units offsite to store our shit.

The video is in the embedded xitter. Not sure why you couldn’t find it.

Not where I was.

Tucker’s always there for the analysis.

Father of joking.

Would it work on Ted Cruz’s wife?

Dress Act 1746

…when a Scot wearing a kilt travelled to the mainland, they’d have to change into trousers, There’s changerooms still standing along the coast…

The description said ‘extra spatial’.
They misspelled facial.

England would still force them to change into trousers on the mainland.

So, you have nothing, coward.

You’re a coward.

as senior advisor to the President.

ftfy

So nobody takes your booze.

They looked straight at them!!!

Dull Fed Fellows

lol, Trump, hypocrisy and a pikachu face.

53% of American white women voters chose a rapist.

Always blame the victim, and make yourself one.
DARVO