Dude. Calm down. Read the room. 😉

~Model #’s please. 😬~

Alkaline Anonymous?

I just wrapped my kids’ Christmas presents and put them under the tree. I really took my time this year too.

“Leave it better than you found it.”

It really should’ve said “I killed women, and children too”.

Probably because jobs at burger joints were on the rise. 😬

So I recently was dating a woman named Lorraine. But then I met another woman named Claire Lee, and I liked her more. So I had to break it off with Lorraine.

🎵 I can see Claire Lee now, Lorraine is gone.🎵

~😬 Congrats on the glasses!~

(with apologies to any philosophers that read this)

Why? They’d probably love a job cooking burgers.

You got the wrong agency. Kash Patel is head of the FBI. The director of the CIA is John Ratcliffe.

I know a guy in a space station, deep in outer space, that can help you with that.

That seems to be a growing trend. Such a shame. 😢

Honestly, some of the best actors are the ones you never recognize between roles.

Read my edit.

All of our water is tied up by Nestle. _/s

The point isn’t whether it’s needed or not. It’s not about space or features. The point is that a major player made a design decision and bucked the system. And while there may still be some phones with audio jacks, the majority of mainstream phones don’t. That major player is still successful, and other companies followed suit.

Can we agree this is what should happen to HDMI. No?

Where I’m from, we call it Halloween. Best day of the year!

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There would be uproar, but like the audio jack on phones people would come around. All it would take is one big enough company to pull it off, and the rest would follow.

This wouldn’t work to scale. If Valve paid to license the spec for the Linux kernel, it would have to pay for every person who downloaded the driver, which is far more than the amount of people who buy the Steam Cube.

Unless of course you’re suggesting that the kernel driver for the new spec become closed source.

Seizing land from white farmers in a continent where said white people are not indigenous is such a white thing to say.

Power to the South African government! 👊

~Feel free to use that fist however you see fit.~