I guessed right ^_^

It’s a double. The knot has that nice x-shaped crossover and the end points straight out instead of angling like the single fisherman’s bend does before it’s pulled up tight.

\/\/04# d00dz!!!1!!!1one!!

Well did someone take pictures first before sealing them up??

That’s telekinesis, homes.

Try sandpaper.

Boom.

What do you call a latté with laryngitis?

Swamp puppy.

…oh. Yeah that does work better.

Why even post paywalled links?

Seems silly to require ALL the unit tests pass, too, cut them some slack. /s

Even efficiency takes a back seat to the[ir] real top priority: Hurting the right people and being seen to do so.

You must think you’re one tough ombré to post a joke like that around here, pardner.

Not the light reading I would have expected.

Most of the software on smartphones is built from the ground up to grab every bit of user attention it can and this makes phone use more dangerous than eating or fiddling with the radio. So much so that law makers and law enforcers notice and treat phone use differently from other drive-time activities.

This is called a shaggy-dog story.