Forking orange shirtball

With a one-liner for each.

A power bottom?

Wait until he rebrand it “y”.

So that you can comfortably menostart whenever you want.

In Germany they are called Kartoffeln (which is also a slur for the Germans itself).
But potatoes are also called Erdäpfel (ground apples) or in southern dialect Krombire (bent pear).
More variants here:
Source (German): https://die-kartoffel.de/wissen/schon-gewusst/kartoffel-deutsche-dialekte/

And you can check the temperature of the inside of the bowl free-hands.

Better a sniff dog than an over-enthusiastic proctologist.

U R

The revenge on Iran:

That… was oddly specific - and hillarious.

That’s the reason why Elon wants to fly to Mars, to get a working Johnny cab instead of his crap cab. Now it makes all sense.

Please state the nature of the transportational emergency.

Did they run out of money?