The businessman is not worried about competition from Tim Hortons, which enjoys a certain status as a cultural icon in English Canada.

“I think it’s getting old and young people don’t identify with Tim Hortons,” says Mr. Mammas.

I told you those young people would be trouble!

Oh no

Anyway

I dun getit

Ivana helped too. She and Ghislaine would go out trolling and bring back “piles of kids” to Jeffy’s apartment.

But but I thought he had “a great relationship with the blacks”?

Yeah the guy who sells MAGA merch and travels around to his rallies. I assume he’s still in the tank.

For starters, yeah.

Can do!

Thank you!

*braking*

*brake*

The game opens up in the White House, where Trump can speak with his wife, Melania. “I WAS NEVER ON THE EPSTEIN JET,” she announces with no provocation, before asking, “Did you burn the files yet?” The sequence is seemingly poking fun at a surprise press conference the first lady gave addressing the Epstein Files last month. The player, as Trump, can tell her that they are in the process of burning the files—something they can, in fact, do—or ask if they can hold hands. If the player selects the second option, the game ends.

This just in, propaganda works.

It’s a smørgäsbord

Fury erupts. Ugh.

You would think a Pastor would have a serious problem with that. Only in Trumps America.

Evangelical pastors are bullshit. They have no doctrine, no structure, no guidance, they make up whatever the fuck they want as long as it brings in money.

Evangelicals are the black-and-orange-wrapped-taffy-candy in the halloween candy dish. They wave a book and say “Jesus” and dumb people follow them.