I believe this one is more common in my area

This made me profoundly uncomfortable while I was trying to figure it out. Well done!

My dodge durango was the absolute worst. My bmws are amazing.

This has to be satire, right?!

I lay down to pee.

God damnit, now I’ve just thought of rush limbaugh.

Happened to me a while back. In my case, they had also gotten access to my google password manager and were trying to cover their tracks in funneling money from my bank account and purchasing phones on several platforms (google store, eBay, etc).

Absolutely change your banking passwords, let them know that there could be potential fraud, and start looking for purchases on every platform you might have saved financial information on.

Best of luck.

I’m looking forward to this popping up on insanepeoplefacebook!

Are you able to say anything but that?

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Baby Shark. Take that, future self!

Cat.

Restaurants here often have a spicy oil on the table that I’ve see plenty of Italians put on their pizza. I don’t see it as being all that different. However, if it was a hot sauce with any amount of pineapple and you’d get your Italian citizenship revoked. 😅

The iScroll!

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I love my bmw plug in hybrid. I don’t see myself ever paying for a subscription though. Maybe if it comes with pizza, but even then it’s unlikely.

Less traffic.

English, decent Italian, a handful of words in French and Spanish, fluent piglatin.

Doubt it, if he’s maga. Can’t be using none of that liberal solar energy.