I had to read the headline three times before it made sense.

… It wasn’t worth it.

Should knock Epstein out of the news cycle for at least a day or two.

And the whole of our civilization slides further towards the Doom…

Much would be solved if we were to eat one of them. I mean, it works for the chimpanzees…

The building in the thumbnail is the Zuul building from Ghostbusters

… Just saying

Cows didn’t let us ride them, and look what we did to them… Look what we did to them!!!

I always held that the creation of the entire DHS was a slight overreaction to like 20 guys armed with box cutters…

Sadly, oue focus is such that we as a culture are incapable of maintaining attention past a few news cycles. Why the distract/delay tactic they are employing is so effective.

Of the two Johns,

We can either focus our attention/outrage on the current POTUS who is doing everything in his considerable power to destroy the rule of law and our ability to hold the others accountable

Or

A guy who was last relevant when we frosted our tips, used 56K dial-up, and when the movie Office Space was having its initial theatrical run.

Bill Gates is fucking irrelevant

We are being fed an edited/redacted/delayed version of the MILLIONS of documents that provide enough red meat and celebrity sacrifice to distract us.

And we are falling for it…

Misread the title as ‘Doctor Who’ and thought holy shit, the new series is seriously dark and gritty…

(But also, fuck these fascist monsters and their semi-literate gunmen)

Well, maybe diphtheria won’t be that bad…

Broke down into a full-on ugly cry. Went on for about 20 minutes. Made the rest of the interview really awkward…

“Should”

Jesus. What a waste of ink…

But then who will protect us from those 20 guys with box cutters?

You remember, the ones they used as the excuse to establish the ministry of the interior.

The trigger men for the killing fields of Cambodia and the Tiananmen Square Massacre were illiterate peasants from rural areas…

Guys, somehow I don’t think the US Congress is going to save us…

Guys, I think we all need to be worried about an invasion of Greenland and fucking Canada actually happening…

In the past, I have found crippling levels of poverty to be quite helpful.

Not until we make our own video hosting site - with blackjack and hookers!

I mean, the Fantastic Four flight suit is an interesting choice…

Among other things, Isaho was specifically targeted by numerous White Power organizations who wanted to take advantage of the social and economic fallout from the 1980s farm crisis in order to sell their ideoloy to the disaffected

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1980s_farm_crisis

They were successful in their efforts.