Mayor Poopington

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Weird, my GI doctor said the same thing

Go read the directions on a box of jello, my guy

Sometimes I need food fast

Oh my god you’re right, let me just flip this switch here. Don’t know why I didn’t think of that.

So that means people voted pro choice and still voted for the guy that will enact a federal ban

Can someone explain like im 5

fetal position in the bathtub, lights off, noize cancelling headphones playing static

The next time I see the word slam it better be like that time Hulk smashed Loki into the floor

“25% of our code was copied off of GitHub”

I don’t think either of you will be able to smell each other because eating 2000 lbs of garlic will surely kill you.

Menards are stuck to methighs

Just wait until until we get Earth Wind & Fire hurricanes. 200 mph gust of jazz ain’t nothing to joke about.

Is anyone on fortnite old enough to vote?

Not entirely true. A number of them are definitely spam, but there are many organizations that do text outreach and there is definitely a person at the other end. They will remove you from their lists if you reply with stop.

That one guy is pitching in $5 so now Google owes $10,779,224,060,605,346,999,999,999,999,999,995

These organizations trade phone lists, kind of like what telemarketers do. Sometimes the lists can be outdated. Unfortunately replying “stop” to each one is the only way that’s going to slow it down.

Huh. I’ve never noticed that before

Unfortunately, enshittification is very real. Many of us are here because of the enshittification of reddit.

You would have hated my highschool essays