unalivejoy

My grandparents had 8 children. 7 came after everyone moved out and 8 came because they didn’t want 7 to be lonely.

I’ve got the rest of my life off! I was laid off on Friday. 🫪

right after firing half the team

ABBA: all boobs be awesome

The way I see it is “You’re so lucky Microsoft doesn’t come down on you like a cat in a rat’s nest”

the price of doing business

We can celebrate the fact he’s abstaining from voting.

But all it does is shoot me in the foot!

When you remove the value of dislikes, it also removes the value of likes to users.

I spent $2000 on my laptop (for a 4k touchscreen) in 2019, and it doesn’t even play games.

Lex Luthor obviously

Like they’d ever use ActivityPub instead of their own ATProtocol.

Surely there was at least one fatality from someone writing a letter while driving.

You don’t have to pay a graphic designer if you just pick a random font.

Guess I’ll go to Nevada.

Actually, they’ll record videos of themselves breaking laws and post it online.

Good luck with discoverability. You’ll be competing with the Zen browser.

The cliff has a high angle.

We did it, Patrick! We saved that unborn child!