Was it one of those automatic toasters? Technology connections made a video on it.

SciFi edition

I’m OOTL. Why are people upset with Torvalds?

I’m dreading the day my bad mouth hygiene will catch up to me… I know how bad it is but I still can’t get myself to brush every night.

In German there’s an insult: “Sitzpinkler”. It means “someone who sits down when peeing”. Never heard anyone use it seriously though.

That’s kinda beautiful

Why didn’t you keep in touch, sounds like a fun person

They are able to reuse the rockets

They are essentially doing the good side of capitalism - making stuff cheaper

I mean yeah, it’s cheaper due to technological advancement, but I fail to see how that’s an effect of capitalism. I’d argue similar developments would have been made even without capitalism. I just don’t think we would have the desire to leave this place without capitalism, but that’s besides the point.

Username checks out?

Have you tried therapy?

I once had a racing condition that got tipped over by the debugger. So similar behavior to what’s in the meme, but the code started working once I put in the print calls as well. I think I ended up just leaving the print calls, because I suck at async programming

OP: mom, can we have a fatal crash?

OP’s mom: we have fatal crash at home

Fatal crash at home: idk where I’m going with this

I like the way you think.

Yeah, tabs are larger spaces, what’s your point?

/s

You may be right, but I still have an unreasonable hate for tabs in code

It sounds a bit like your poor driving is the cause for you to survive so many car crashes.

Git flow eliminated 95% of merging issues for my team

No

Oh, as a programmer myself I’m perfectly aware of how shitty most codebases are. It’s just that the context you said this in implied that people who care about political correctness are worse programmers. Dont act like this wasn’t on purpose and hide behind “shitposting”.

The cookie themed one is really cute IMO!