Ah, I see you’re familiar with my company

Dynamic programming. I should have just chased a check rather than trying to save the world

SME (pronounced smee)

My company is flooded with SMEs who aren’t even good, let alone experts at anything

Sure, but 80% of people stopped reading after that first word because of “socialism”

Who is Steve Jobs?

Pretty easily: that’s the whole point of the concept of “reputation”

I got a 63 cent raise this year too!

I sure hope so. Pretty hard to sell cars if you don’t even know where they are

You use Comcast because you have 0 other choices

I use Comcast because I have 1 choice

We are not the same

1. Don’t be a dick
2. Don’t be a pussy
3. Don’t be an asshole

I use Comcast because I have one choice and it’s Comcast

I use it as a working Google and to make goofy pictures of ideas I have/tattoos I want

Replacing BMI with BMI2 is fine, but it’s doesn’t change the fact that most Americans are overweight or obese, and the tiny, tiny sliver of people who have a high BMI from weightlifting are insignificant relative to the ~70% that are just plain fat

Isn’t most of Linux open source?

Plus that whole thing where record companies got caught price-fixing CDs. And the other thing where they got caught installing rootkits from CDs

Legally, yes. In practical terms, spending $1000 to fight a lawsuit and win $50 isn’t realistic, and I’d be willing to bet T-Mobile forces arbitration anyway

You don’t hear about it because the two major parties both oppose them and have nothing to argue about

I’m going wait for the follow up: showing how CEOs don’t prioritize human welfare over profits

Just gonna throw this idea out there:

What if they hired a bunch of engineers who graduated from sketchy, unaccredited colleges in foreign countries and paid them half as much much?

You mean taking pictures of people at polling locations?