I think all of that could be aided by putting the stick on a small ring, and then putting that ring on your larger key ring. Might help it not stick out as much

How do we really know that’s a giant watch, and OP didn’t just get a bunch of miniature tools to trick us!

It’s even more insidious because these apps ask for the data upfront under the guise of “getting to know you better”

How can your AI girlfriend truly love you back unless you give it your real name, age, photos of your face, mother’s maiden name, social security number, and genetic material? /s