Maybe I should be a mask designer.

You’d think we’d have the technology to invent a shaving device that made faces mask-ready

Hot eats cool treats. That was the slogan 20 years ago. Get some chicken strips and a blizzard.

I’ve got no problem with the people bearing arms so they may rise up against a tryannical government… like one that has masked goons kidnapping farm workers and meat packers.

10/10 no notes

Maybe someday we’ll honor the 14th amendment, nullifying 47th’s term, rendering all of his pardons void

You know, since enemies of the US cannot hold office

I figured it was just a rando maga reciting a buzz phrase

Sounds like something a bully would say when he realizes he’s outnumbered.

Tactical vest and basketball shorts, classic combo

Don’t pay someone to steal something. The police will treat conspiracy to commit theft much more harshly than blasting music.

Your Mom is hurting and lashing out.

You don’t need to fight her battles for her. But you can support her by spending time with her. If she doesn’t appreciate that, you can stop.

Spoiler alert… he did that 5 years ago, too.

What have you done

“You got a vasectomy because it was forced on you for having low IQ. I got a vasectomy because I refuse to subject another human to this batshit world. We are not the same.”

shelters can be pretty dangerous and worse than the streets

That’s troubling. What’s the solution here?

Depending on your gender you’re heteroflexible or homoflexible

“Built in Washington state” key bit of info there

When politicians make it illegal for certain groups of people to exist, that oppression kind of takes precedence over other things.

Unless you believe yourself above such peasantry.

I think I read somewhere that they use Albuquerque as a training area

Y’all, elect me President. I’d go to ALL the intelligence meetings.