when he shits his pants on live TV?

I’m trying to drink less but yeah I should go get a good bottle just to celebrate the deaths of bad people

I’m not a fan of that wiping out history stuff. Just make it synonymous with being a shitcunt.

like, Hitler is known. if Hitler weren’t known, it’s not like we wouldn’t have fartsmears like Nick Fuentes around. they’d still be here.

see, a reasonable person just leaves a gap. but some people think that if they cram the belt full, the cashier will somehow process everything more quickly.

same people who glare at you when you don’t start loading items when the instant free space appears on the belt. like mf I got a cart full of stuff, and I know how to unpack onto the belt so they get packed back into the cart neatly, I need two feet to start laying out the big things. mfs want you to start the belt out with bananas and shit

I think you should treat others with respect

except like always treat them how you’d like to be treated, not just when it’s convenient for you. which seems to be the boomer way. example: boomers loooove bright ass LED headlights when they’re driving behind them, but complain when they’re blinded by the exact same car facing them.

so the solution is don’t use those fucking headlights, right? but all these motherfuckers out here are just buying that shit up and don’t see a problem with it. I nearly hit somebody last week because they were crossing 100 m before the intersection in a spot that pedestrians typically do not cross and I couldn’t see shit because of the oncoming car right behind them.

these aren’t mutually exclusive. you prefer communicating verbally, but don’t like being intruded upon. that’s fair.

now if you go and call people without warning… yeah there’s some irony lol

your first two points apply to a lot of new vehicles nowadays, I think

I also hate pretty much everything about modern cars

so the cashier knows where your items end and can start the payment portion of checking out, getting you out the door more quickly

I don’t put the divider up for the benefit of the person behind. I put it up for me. well, and also to be nice. but it benefits me

this isn’t like somebody left a cart blocking the sidewalk in front of the store lol

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I’ve thought that plenty of time when the decision is between local or small business or support a mega corp

idk who that guy is, but as a millenial, my head canon on the voice acting of that line belongs to Hermione from Harry Potter

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sorry I still only hear Hermione

it’s a few other things, too

but overwhelmingly, yep, crutch for dumb and/or lazy people

would it, though? what’s she still getting in return for pushing this kind of shit? probably not nothing

because the nazis are in charge because people were too busy bickering over dumb shit like whether or not you should be able to terminate a pregnancy before there is an actual baby and whether or not billionaires and mega corporations should steal more of your money

*to be clear, I’m not saying that those are unimportant topics, I’m saying that there’s a clear correct answer to each of them

you know I’m starting to think that maybe they should just deal with the people giving the orders

that’s not me that needs it, though, I’m not in that field

yeah that was a neat video