While true in many cases, it’s not universal. My GF and I have four kids together, and while she cam atteat that pregnancy takes a toll on a body, it’s not something that should define the mother-child relationship.

Don’t remember the cost, but namecheap is not a lie. It’s cheap, hazzle free, and overall a great service. I have quite a few domains with them.

This sounds very much like manipulative behavior through “Woe is me, look at how much I suffered for you”.

It’s not your fault she got pregnant with you. You don’t owe her pity because of it.

That sounds like a permanent solution to what could very well be a temporary problem. And castrated or not, you’ll still be you. If you’re horny and unhappy, I suspect you’d just end up not horny and still unhappy.

EDIT: And I just realized how apt the name “Throwaway Salami” is for someone considering this.

Yup. Levels previously thought impossible.

Time to become a cortotionist with a science grant. Your destiny calls!

No, I am in fact saying the exact opposite, hence why I wrote the actual words stating just that.

No, I am saying the opposite, hence why I wrote the words that I actually wrote.

Autofelatio is a thing. Find someone able and they can answer your question.

Your senses are focused on performing more than receiving, as that requires more concentration and attention.

Probably yes. But I suspect it feels more like going down on someone than having someone go down on you.

Sygelkugle!

But those nipple covers add +1 piercing damage.

He knows a lot about avoiding the front lines

Uzi Jesus from Dungeon Crawler Carl comes to mind

I was noodling around on the bass yesterday, and one of my kids asked me to play Master of Puppets. So I did what any guitarist would in that situation: I just played the guitar riff on the bass, as I don’t remember the actual bassline. But it sounded pretty good. Had to use a pick, though.

The first part of starting a ska band is having difficulties keeping a band together, so naturally I would have to say No.

Several. A Montana acoustic, an Ibanez electric, a Yamaha electric, and a Jackson electric.

Guitar. Been playing for close to 35 years now, and I’m half decent. I also play bass, but I consider myself a beginner.

And I was pretty good at trumpet when I was a kid, but I haven’t played since I was 16.

As someone in a programming adjacent job (which still involves a lot of coding and debugging, looking at my current career in comparison with other jobs I’ve had I think it’s not all jobs, but it’s about jobs that require specificity.

Some pick up the fundamentals on their own and end up getting good at it. Some pick up the fundamentals, either through education or hobby, but never really get a good grasp on it. And some fail to pick up the fundamentals. Programming is a job that requires a certain level to at least be useful, and failing that can lead to a lot of frustration.

I’m stealing your grandfather’s saying