Don’t put your finger in the dog’s butthole, please.

No idea what you’re supposed to do. We briefly rock her, and then put her back down. She tends to fall back to sleep pretty quickly these days.

“Mr. Stark, I don’t feel so good.”

Pecker! Over there. What sort of bird is that? Wait, it’s not a woodpecker, it looks like someone’s…

Oh, for sure. We do some awesome tea parties, while rocking fairy wings, unicorn horns, and tutus. No shame, here.

Mine aren’t old enough for me to know yet. My oldest (3yo) is really into unicorns and princesses right now. Not my cup of tea, but I know most of the words to the entire Little Mermaid soundtrack now.

Last night my 3 year old casually gets out of her chair after eating a snack, and in the most nonchalant manner starts walking towards the bathroom saying, “I’m all done. I need to go poop.” Got a laugh out of us.

My daughters’ grandmothers go by “Mimi” and “Baba.” Mimi has been trying hard to get my 1yo to say her name, without success. Last night, during a FaceTime with Mimi, my 1yo decided to look right at the screen and say, for the very first time, “Baba!”

I had a good laugh at that.

No, I think my supervisor would approve as many days as I want as long as I also get all of my work done. There’s always just too much work to do, it seems.

I’m technically offered 10 days. I’m lucky if I use 6 or 7…

War All of The Time by Thursday?

For sure. Responding is the natural thing to do. But, for me at least, I end up reading every response and deciding if I’m safe to just remove the first reported comment, or every child comment, or a mix.

Maybe some mods just delete the parent comment and all children to keep it simple, but I try to weigh each response fairly.

You’re probably better off not interacting with the content that you’re reporting.

I’ll second this. Responding to the problematic content usually just leads to a lot more problematic content that the mods need to sort through.

The title seems perfect for !fakebandnames@lemmy.world

“You think you defeated me? You think I did not know what I bought for my Wanna?”

We liked the Nested Bean swaddles, with the arms that can be unzipped when they get older. But sometimes it takes some experimenting to determine what works best for your baby.

Just want to be sure you’re not thinking of Mlem, which is still in active development. Memmy is showing as removed from TestFlight for me.

Memmy was great, but development has stopped with no word from the devs in months.

I’m a fan of the Miami Hurricanes. Their colors are orange and green.

This summer.

One man… will rewrite history as we know it.

That man’s name………