Vinyl records. Its a very… space inefficient way to store your music, but they are pretty to look at.

Painful price point. Thats about as much as my current desktop PC, all peripherials included.

Oh hell yeah, thats the kind stuff I want

Oh I like your little tea goblin

No, just a Pathfinder GM. I do have a Caine-do attitude though! (The automaton PC has recently grown a vestigal tongue from their encounter with a symbiotic fungal nightmare swamp representative of their desire to assert themselves as an individual, I hope they love it <3)

I make little adventures for my friends to suffer through

Oh, so thats where that came from. I thought i was getting senile

Invisible Boyfriend. They later restyled themselves as Reptar

Best i can do for you is fryday. So long as the united states of america stands, it will always be fry day

Pants

Mfs really said “hey lets make skirts but uncomfy” and we ate it up

Uh, 12. I wasnt in such a great place mentally and socially as a kid

Bu ?

Please dont introduce emus to siege weapons, they’re already a significant military threat without them

Storage space ran out

Ugh, there was a dark time in my life when i could have done this

Make friends

Spiders are cute because they like to play fetch if you throw a bug in their web

If any bug were cute, its moths. Well, amd butterflies ofncpurse. And bumblebees. Ants are cute conceptually and from a distance. Stickbugs are goofy enough to qualify too.

Yes. Especially at work, especially before taking a piss. See, the break room has free snacks, including hot chips. I’ve yet to make the mistake of neglecting to double wash my hands but the fear of god and caspaicin is within me.

Like five wireless chargers scattered through your home wherever it is you usually just drop and forget your phone

Also, a little frame-controller for your phone, you can play warframe on that thang