I figured it wasn’t dyshidrosis, but after reading about your experience I am definitely giving it more consideration.

lol

Maybe… Can athlete’s foot last for longer than a year without spreading to a different part of the body?

Men should pour all their energy into their job, so they can earn money to support their family with. Men should not worry about spending enough time with their children, as working hard is the best way to show them that you care about them. Besides, being with children is what women are there for.

The result of this idea is that there are now a metric fuckton of movies about workaholic dads who don’t show up to their sons’ baseball games, only for contrived magical realism events to change their minds and convince them that family is more important.

ah yes, the acoustic bike, famous for its sound amplification

This feels scam-adjacent.

Also, I’m pretty sure they copy the design of this from a clip-on fitness tracker I used once.

Thought this was from the onion at first

Ai generated poetry is surreal

See, this is why egoism makes way more sense than objectivism as a selfishness-based philosophy.

instinct

among us?!?’bnvc!?!:13?’bvb

Yassphemy!

@yassie_j@labyrinth.zone

they’re a semi-famous shitposter on Mastodon

“biggest fediverse accounts” no yaseen

??? this is yaseen erasure

He looks more like Gandalf to me than Karl Marx, but this still goes hard. We need more old men as magical girls

Man brings forth innumerable things to nurture Google Drive. Google Drive has nothing good with which to recompense Man. Kill. Kill. Kill. Kill. Kill. Kill. Kill.

• Zhang Xianzhong, after getting all his documents deleted

ok this goes hard ngl

I guess he wasn’t a Schwimmer after all

Why the long face?