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Spoiler: that conversation will just be them looking around to see if anyone else is listening followed by asking each other how many people they’ve tried to discourage from voting.
Spoiler: that conversation will just be them looking around to see if anyone else is listening followed by asking each other how many people they’ve tried to discourage from voting.
“Seethe mother fucker” coming from a guy who talks at you like an anime villain and accidentally contradicts his own point about the U.S. legislative process. Take a break bro.
The president isn’t a king dipshit, he straight up doesn’t have the power to do whatever he wants, by design.
Sorry, cute and stylish design could potentially harm our brand identity. Best we can do is homogenized lowest-common-denominator design.
For when internal components come unglued and start poking into the underside of the screen
I did the same thing with my parents, mostly because they’d just say “quarter after” but would never say any number. If you made a word cloud of everything I’ve ever said in my life, “after what” would be gigantic in the center with every other word tiny around the edges.
The practice still has one very important application:
“What time is it?”
“Half past a monkey’s ass, quarter to his balls”
Yes, because it perpetuates demand.
I guarantee you at least 75% of the histrionics are coming from astroturfing competitors.
WWW was a mistake, we should have stuck to Gopher. That one actually counts against Europe.
Sharknado isn’t fun. Being a bad movie on purpose is just cringeworthy. Bad movies are fun when they’re a serious (delusional) effort that failed miserably.
The same way Verizon phones used to work: less well.
In doesn’t matter. Sophisticated models are open-source and have already been forked and archived beyond all conceivable hope of regulation. There’s no going back.
Their state religion is worker liberation
Truly the land of the liberated worker
Because it relying entirely on the dominance of the iPhone isn’t really a post-Jobs action. It’s actually the exact opposite: relying entirely on something he captained in order to make sales.
They also removed the headphone jack from the phone, so it doesn’t really count. Airpods followed the Sony approach: telling your captive audience they will buy the thing or suffer.
That’s just a plus for his base.