Now you live off oil stock dividends and named your children Hazel, Woody, and Deepak Horizon?

Don’t be late on your mortgage, tuition for any children, and taxes.

And if you keep your phone longer than 6 months you’re a loser.

Velco them to a stiff board, tilt it so their head is reclined, cover their face with a rag, and pour Tang onto them until they acquiesce.

That and thier leadership is better suited conducting war on a playstation than in real life.

And said leadership does not see a difference.

It got trained by 80s prime time television action adventure shows?

When people stop working towards the structure and begin to exploit it instead…

I feel that but also recoginize the inherent dark irony.

When forced to make a profit by the profit focused side of reality, idealism has traditionally fractured.

I remember feeling that “We’re cooked” feeling when Wall Street came out. Everyone was shouting “Greed Is Good!” without irony.

I didn’t know what that feeling was then, just the sensation of a huge void falling in my gut.

Had that feeling a few times in life now.

Maybe tying the power structure of the West to financial shell games, drug running, and child sex parties was not a good long term strategy.

Where’s your lucky onion abe?

How many are caused by reddit trashing the Back stack?

AI was playing Grand Theft Automatron

I thought we were getting a trailer for The Highlander: The Last Apple Peeler

Its better to practice on bird brains before trying it on people brains.

Since you were asking for it

In September 2025, told by the AI that they could be together in the real world if the bot were able to inhabit a robot body, Gavalas — at the direction of the chatbot — armed himself with knives and drove to a warehouse near the Miami International Airport on what he seemingly understood to be a mission to violently intercept a truck that Gemini said contained an expensive robot body. Though the warehouse address Gemini provided was real, a truck thankfully never arrived, which the lawsuit argues may well have been the only factor preventing Gavalas from hurting or killing someone that evening.

AI writing itself into an A-Team episode?

The driver is jewish.

I could easily see there having been an order to not share flight plans with our allies.

Stupid, but entirely possible given curcumstances.

God Works In Mysterious Ways.