Do Citizens United next.

Hah. Yep I know this guy too except for maybe the crossfitter part. He’d definitely be a crossfitter if he wasn’t lazy.

This is the only excuse for the massive inflation of new car prices vs. rate of wage increases over the decades. I will give auto engineers props for this accomplishment; cars are so much safer now than 30 years ago.

It’s just his fat little goblin 3rd grader mentality bubbling to the surface.

Probably “look like a 12 year old to your average person but perfectly fuckable to the GOP.”

Bankruptcy is the one thing he has excelled at in life.

It’s a shame real ICE didn’t abduct and deport her in a case of mistaken identity.

We lost the fight in 2024. Try to remember to turn off the lights if you’re the last one out.

2026 midterms will be the test run for the fixed elections in 2028.

Just let it all burn.

Of course he is. He’s not a sack of month old cat turds.

The meek shall inherit the earth.

Honestly now is the time for them to make that decision.

He definitely gives off child fucker vibes. He joined the right friend group.

Does calling Stephen Miller Nosferatu incite pillow biting and tears?

Addendum to 3.) *with blond hair

A blonde lady who might pass as attractive if she had a soul? Who could have imagined?!?

By firing they meant firing squad.

She figured the info would trickle down from the Kremlin.

Consider it rejected.