I felt this way until I saw him in the big sick

American Spring: Make America Great.

Yep, you could use your iPad as your primary device if Apple would let you, but they’re never gonna let it run OSX

Hey you just stole this idea from the current administration!

Because 7 is a 6 offender

The one that got away

My ex was day drunk and wearing lingerie and power sharted right on my kitchen floor

They’ll just wheel him around like they did with Alzheimer’s Reagan in the 80s. Anything to keep up doing the most evil shit they can think of without repercussions

A DIY one made from cardboard

I would love to be able to knit sweaters

It’s not even mismanagement, it is completely intentional. Congrats on sending your oldest and most steadfast ally to the EU

First thing that came to mind!

Lemmy shitposts

Worse

The “p” in pee tape is probably not short for “pee”

What is dead can never die