Ducks

Blewb poop soup

Where’d you get the coconut?

Big fan of my boox for reading comics and manga

I felt this way until I saw him in the big sick

American Spring: Make America Great.

Yep, you could use your iPad as your primary device if Apple would let you, but they’re never gonna let it run OSX

Hey you just stole this idea from the current administration!

Because 7 is a 6 offender

The one that got away

My ex was day drunk and wearing lingerie and power sharted right on my kitchen floor

They’ll just wheel him around like they did with Alzheimer’s Reagan in the 80s. Anything to keep up doing the most evil shit they can think of without repercussions

A DIY one made from cardboard

I would love to be able to knit sweaters