One day i will have someone that shops for me and then i will fuck children and live the american dream too

He wouldn’t understand it.

Most of them. But as you get older, people just drift apart. Ex or not. Some stick some don’t

But billionaires are like celebrities. You need to cheer for them and buy them stuff.

I bet most americans are super proud to host these parasites.

History shows that they are really into killing and raping innocent citizen because a rich guy tells them to. What makes you think they care? A lot of them are even brown, win win

30 years in the military and a shitty person? Man that is so weird, how could it be?

It 100% has to have his name on it in golden letters. Otherwise what’s even the point.

Not someone. He has to be republican and a nazi.

Just one more moron to steer the ship around. Trust me. One more braindead criminal.

Democracy is when we’re allowed to own guns.

So to them it’s all in the green.

They’re not even get grifted by the Monorail guy from the Simpsons, they get grifted by a fat, stupid pedophile that shits his pants. Crayy

It’s pretty cool up there.

I’m going to Vito’s house today, have you seen the 200m rope?

You’d be surprised …

That’s not very american of you. You have to be ready to shoot and kill anyone apparently

Yokozuna by the Garlicboys

America is fanous for suing everyone and everything for a reason.

When i watched season 6 i thought, yeah it’s kind of bad, but at least, i can always go back whenever i feel like and still enjoy the good episodes. It got worse and worse and by the end of season 7 i wasn’t really sure if i even wanna see the next season. When i did see it, i realised that i will probably never go back to watch it. I didn’t even know it was possible to retroactively ruin a show for me. It’s kinda impressive

I was never super into it, i only watched it sonetimes when my girlfriend was watching it.

Aside from not finding it very funny to begin with, i never really got the premise. The whole show was the guy telling his children how he met their mother. Whenever he dated someone it was like: is it gonna be her?? Is it her?? And there was an on and off thing with the other main character. Omg is it her? But the children have to know the name of their own mother. So they know and he’s just telling them who he banged before he met their mother?