I’m sure people with opinions become more clumsy under dictators. Mitch will probably fall out a window.

Kevorkian, besides being dead, acted out of a sense of morality. Nothing could be further than Trump’s intention.

Sure. Just don’t expect me to get out of bed on your “farm”, Maggie.

I can no longer find the head of the human centipede that is maga.

He’s not even white.

I wonder if they’ve reached out to Dave Coulier in his fragile state.

You mean like Mormons?

You didn’t include any of the dictator on day one promises.

Mine want a two way conversation. And I have stuff to do.

Mine never shut up. Why was my appointment booking an hour?

Durhamite, checking in. Voted early.

Call it a hunch. But I doubt it would be the first time he’s hit a woman.

And I think he may have even said to not change it for him. I could be wrong though.

The most versatile note pad in existence…

His emerald mine slaves may have to eat dog to survive.

I’m in my late forties. I have a regular boring, bull shit life like the rest of you jerk-offs. And I’m fucking tired.

And they expect me to believe this nearly twice my age, bloated saggy diaper is somehow healthier and more energetic than me? What’s he pumped up on besides inflated ego and McCrack?

“I’d rather kill myself than go to heaven.” - Wm Murderface

I’m just surprised they could find enough women willing to be in the same room with him.

I hope his ROI on this is worse than his Twitter purchase.

This is just a line item on their war on public education. They are always looking to scrape back any money that could go in their pockets save the taxpayers money.