And the fact that Trump, the biggest coward in history, draft dodger extraordinaire, rose back up from a circle of protection while he’s just been shot at?? Please. He’d rather those “ idiot security “ people take the hit and die before he risked being hit. I feel if he were in actual unplanned danger he’d be shidding and pissing all the way to the car without a second thought for a photo op.

Shit I wish mine was just music these days. Now it’s me seeing whatever upsetting shit I heard in random conversations like “ cat in a blender “ or the visual of Charlie Kirk getting slimed that I naively watched.

oh my god I will be saying this for the next 3 months, I had forgotten about it somehow

The discontinued Philadelphia Cream cheese snack bars in any flavor, but preferably strawberry.

Parasailing - I was too small for the harness part and wasn’t secured correctly. I spent the whole time paralyzed after I realized what was wrong.

I saw this from my front porch yesterday. Nothing like it. Godspeed.

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They’re being a sarcastic asshole

Creep - Radiohead

The first time I had these was probably 1998 while I was at my obese cousins house for a sleep over and that’s all the food they allowed me to have because it was so gross that they didn’t even wanna eat it. Then I fell asleep on the floor and they left me there all night. Very weird memory tied directly to this horrible flavor 😂😭

I’ve been saying for a few years now that I hope he dies on the toilet trying to take a shit and blows his heart out. Too bad it didn’t happen AT Graceland

I just feel bad for the workers who have to hear everyone’s shit who comes through the door after seeing that sign

I was in Publix the other day when this really eccentric wizard looking lady approached me and had a story about how she needed a few bucks. She said she had music for sale that she made herself. I said well how do I purchase it? She reached into her bag and said “ I’ve got cds “ I gave her a few bucks and was on my way feeling good. Got into my fucking car and realized oh shit I’m not a teenager anymore in my old car with a cd player like I thought I was for a solid 10 minutes after buying the damn thing. Got home and had to dig out a cd player for my laptop. Music was weird as fuck which I enjoyed. She bought a jug of cough syrup with the money lmfao

pretty fucking

The dog that played specks girlfriend in Pee Wees big adventure is also the same dog that played precious in silence of the lambs.

I can’t fathom having my husband burn to death so badly that he’s just … evaporated. But then again I can’t imagine my husband ever wanting a cybercuck so there’s also that.

LMAO! I’m married and now basically live the life of a 95 year old legit couldn’t be happier. Never had an instagram either. I don’t wanna get caught up in that shit.

The kardashian universe. I’ve never seen an ep, don’t know their names or whatever the fuck they do or say. As a 30 year old woman I feel like a unicorn not knowing shit about fuck when it comes to that whole thing.

Oh no! Better kys Elon!