I still have the old school Google assistant on my phone, and it manages to remind me of things all the time without costing anything

Boy he’ll really regret using an electronic safe when the world runs entirely out of batteries for six straight months

Same as when my computer refuses to finish writing to a flash drive. When I press that “safely remove hardware” button, it is not a request, it is a warning. If the data is corrupted after I yank the stupid thing, so be it

The only thing enthusiasts love more than obscure CLI commands is random github links. The next time someone sends me a github link without explicit instructions on how to turn the contents of that link into a program on my computer, I’m hiring some witches from Etsy to hex them

That’s really neat but my god is it ugly

We don’t need another study explaining that people who eat foods that rich people eat tend to live longer. Do one of these studies but only interviewing people with an income under $20,000 and I’ll take it seriously

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Using eldritch runes etched in silicon to invoke a pale imitation of a living being is basically already summoning demons

ETA: If memory wiping is on the table, I’m gonna have to roll a d3 between Titanfall 2, Nier: Automata, and 1000xRESIST

If my memory isn’t getting wiped, then give me an opportunity to play Advance Wars 2 again. I know I can just emulate it, but it isn’t the same without the no backlight, AA powered Gameboy Advance

This is true, but I don’t like deleting comments because everyone can see that I left one and deleted it, and I get self-conscious about that

So instead of deleting the comment I just added on some bullshit about unskilled labor

Gonna blow Galileo’s mind with an equatorial telescope mount. Even more so when I attach a clock to it and make it automatically track the sky. I’m skilled enough to construct one, assuming I can communicate with other laborers to have the parts made

As far as general labor skills go though, I could make a living just about any time with agriculture. Unskilled labor is timeless

Google doesn’t tell you that killing yourself is a good idea and that you shouldn’t talk to anyone else about your suicidal ideation

“I asked ChatGPT”

Thank you for providing an example of the driving force behind this being the disinformation age

Wow, I must be psychic or something

They’ll start saying shit like “Epstein wasn’t a pedophile, he was into the barely legal 15 year olds” or something like that

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No, he very literally said “nobody knows what a magnet is”

I like him cause he says what he thinks

Toothpicks are WAY too thick. A sewing needle did the job for me though

Aaargh it looks so cool and futuristic but I know it’s impractical as hell