“FAFO, corpos! We the people gonna control this clown slop factory!” JFC, it’s all insufferable

🤡🤡🤡

“Superheroes aren’t real” 🤡

Ah, prewoke cows, nice

Basically NEVER

They’re a hazard and should be only worn — in their safety form — by asian workers in heavy industry.

Wear sandals. Crocs are made out of crushed dreams and lullabies.

Those are solid ironic examples. It’s normal, sadly, yeah. Like wearing non-zero drop, narrow toebox shoes, especially high heels. Or polyester. Or branded clothing. Or flipflops. Normal but dismal.

Imagine wearing a suit and a tie unironically

Like… normal

Thought for a sec it was a manipulated image

INITIATE TANGENTIALLY UNPREDICTABLE ACTIONS

“Pws comswume 🥺”

✨fuck cars✨

And this

You chose to write this

Wake up babe, new sicc copypasta just dropped 🥵

Fuck. Cars.

Including electric ones.

Including asphalt.

Look at that car shit, OMG. Fuck you, car. Fuck cars so much.