It’s funny because at the reception, she gave the toast.

Making premarital sex illegal: He’s fine with that.

State-mandated couples: too far…?

Yaaarrrrrrrrr fucking kidding me.

Meanwhile, in tech giants’ boardrooms across the country:

Nice. Did he send you a billet?

I know who’s to blame, but I’ll never schnitzel.

I think the Borg would take one look at me and declare me a total loss.

Billionaire paranoia is leaking into their AI servants.

With our luck, he’ll wind up also refusing to feed Jim Belushi.

🙏

Unfortunately, the impact of an actual snowflake on a Cybertruck will irreparably damage its finish.

For the last time, I didn’t leave a kill switch – I just refused to document anything!

Someone will have to figure out how to get one of the sides to stop believing that the country would be a paradise if only their opponents could be completely eradicated, first.

Whatever effort it took, whatever the cost: it’s worth bringing Twitter down just to take away Elon’s ability to tweet, even if it’s only temporary. I’m sure the tantrums must be epic.

“Why are you talking about that? You can’t talk about that! Biden isn’t in charge anymore, we’re all done talking about that!”

http://archive.today/2025.03.10-094105/https://www.thedailybeast.com/trump-privately-fuming-after-king-charles-makes-other-leaders-feel-special-too/

It’s like that child who pouts because he doesn’t get presents on his brother’s birthday.

Leave the gay planes alone!