It’s more like a game of 4-D chess being played by two of the stupidest nepo-babies on Earth.

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Looks like coal’s back on the menu, boys! (Ugh.)

… or, we get lots and lots of 2D, sidescrolling, pixel-art games with anime tiddy cover art.

The fact it’s not called “antomolgoy” is a tragically wasted opportunity.

He says what we’re all thinking!

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endless maze of irrelevant facts

oh on I’ve been turned into an AI :(

It’s funny because at the reception, she gave the toast.

Making premarital sex illegal: He’s fine with that.

State-mandated couples: too far…?

Yaaarrrrrrrrr fucking kidding me.

Meanwhile, in tech giants’ boardrooms across the country:

Nice. Did he send you a billet?

I know who’s to blame, but I’ll never schnitzel.

I think the Borg would take one look at me and declare me a total loss.

Billionaire paranoia is leaking into their AI servants.

With our luck, he’ll wind up also refusing to feed Jim Belushi.

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