If you start from 2023

Wut? Israel has been attacking Lebanon for decades because of their “greater” Israel jerk-off fantasies.

Yup, pro-Iran is a mislabel when they’re obviously pro-Lebanon and anti-Israel first and foremost.

You can enjoy both

What a shitty, weeble-wobble looking statue with the sunken chest and the slobby gut hanging over the beltline.

They should also impeach Marcos; the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree.

If nothing, it might save us by giving Thwump an aneurysm or a stroke.

You mean his smirk when the “assassin” ran around outside the ballroom?

Klutzo and Snort would end up trapped by a door that opens outward, not inward.

You also can’t pick just one line item and use it as a showstopper for everything else.

Everything about the Bible I learned from The Boondocks Saints:

“And Shepherds we shall be For Thee my Lord, for Thee Power hath descended forth from Thy hand Our feet may swiftly carry out Thy commands. So we shall flow a river forth to Thee And teeming with souls shall it ever be. In nomine Patri, et Filii, et Spiritus Sancti.”

So masked and armed terrorists

Dancing? I thought that was jacking off two baby giraffes.

John Roberts, people are gonna piss on your grave, John Roberts. You’re a stain.

Cancun Cruz needs to be reminded of his abandonment of Texas during a disaster.

Easier to map out when he doesn’t throw a tantrum at a difficult question.

They should ask his squirrelness what is the square root of 144.

Who is gonna lend it? The Fed? The banks? Mexico?

In context, the US govt has a shittier credit score than anyone.

Don’t need this president

Just gonna make it worse cause Rubio is worthless.

Something something wholesale, not retail something …