I FUCKING KNEW IT WOULD A TECHNOLOGY CONNECTIONS VIDEO. YOU CAN’T FOOL ME, LEMMY.

The night we got it, we were going to watch a movie. Instead, we ended up watching the robot vacuum clean the floor, totally entertained. I have a dog and a cat and so when I have time I try to vacuum but more often than not I just don’t vacuum! And we end up with tumble weeds absolutely all over the place. Now when I go to sleep I can click go and the little dude just cruises around picking up all the junk. I love it. It even mops,! Even though I didn’t want one that did that, I love it now.

Hah! I hear that. Every time I turn it on, I spend a few minutes picking stuff up off the floor that it’s going to get stuck on. It’s actually kind of a nice way to maintain the floor space… But it absolutely would not have worked in the house I grew up in. Too many shoes all over the place, et cetera, et cetera.

I just bought a robot vacuum. Now I get to be a kid again!!

Many great authors mentioned. I’ll add: Marilynne Robinson is magic. Harper Lee. Zora Neale Hurston!!! I’ll also add Charlotte Bronte bc Jane Eyre is such a great read.

But definitely do some LSD. and weed helps with sleeping. Just please stay away from the shit people are addicted to.

I’m 35 and I should not be advising absolutely anybody.

I can think of a few sacrifices.

What the heck is this image? Did she just walk into somebody’s house while they were watering their bamboo? She looks horrified.

Friend who uses singular “scissor,” me too! Someone brought it up today as evidence against my proficiency in English. Interested in your experience of life using the singular.

True, but slug innards are not the color of old brown blood either. Having stepped on a lot of slugs as a child… (too young to realize that they were critters, but old enough to be horrified by more info after the fact). Anyway, my feet weren’t red with the blood of slain enemies.

My mom also used to cut them in half with a butter knife to feed frogs. Wow. I guess that was a weird childhood. Maybe my memory is faulty but I seem to remember them being kind of creamy and oozy all the way through.

FTR, I am now Friend To Slugs. Also a vegetarian. These wars are all in my past.

Slugs don’t have red blood, or if they do it’s not much

Mine has free activity passes to all sorts of local attractions 😽

Confirmed…Did I miss an update?

Couldn’t that be easily communicated without individual measurements? Like, people with long legs/arms do this, people with ling arms/short legs do this, etc? Generally curious: my partner is 6’4", and this could be useful for him.

Er, help me see it?

I started to say I can’t think of a food I hate… but then I remembered that I’m a vegetarian. It’s just, well, if it doesn’t contain critters then I’m not picky at all. AND I think I could live off of peanut butter and crackers as long as the scurvy held out, maybe a month or 3.

No, I take it back, durian is gross. But it’s actually illegal to take the fruit on public transport in some parts of the world, so it’s not just me. I’m sure I’ll think of more.

I’ve started and deleted several comments in defense of peanut butter. Yes, it looks like poop if in the wrong spot, but that’s literally the only criticism in my mind that is legitimate! A true wonder food.

Now, fuck Skippies. I usually buy Smuckers Chunky Natural, which is only peanuts and salt, and is a good combo of low price, few ingredients, and being in a glass jar.

Edit: Talk to text corrections. Oy vey.

Grapefruit lovers unite!

…So sorry for those on medications who can’t eat grapefruit.

I love your optimism!